Ten hobbies that guarantee you won't get laid

You mean 40 yr old guys who live in mom's basement reading comic books aren't the lotharios we all thought they were?

Published on October 26, 2004 By thatoneguyinslc In Humor

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Comments (Page 1)

on Oct 26, 2004

If that’s tough to wrap your head around, picture McGruff the Crime Dog coming to your school and humping your mascot’s leg.

I thought I was going die laughing at that one. Seriously funny stuff.

thatoneguyinslc

on Oct 26, 2004

That one got me as well

historyishere

on Oct 26, 2004

They forgot one though: amateur rectal photographer!

thatoneguyinslc

on Oct 26, 2004

YIKES!

chiprj

on Oct 26, 2004

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm guilty of comic book reading, but I'd say that I'm not nearly as extreme as the examples given... although, I do get occasionally fired up. I'm also a RPGeak, but I've been on the wagon for years... there is always a chance of falling off, though...

While I'm a fan of Star Wars and Star Trek, I can safely say that I haven't done any of the dress up/make believe mentioned in the article since before I became interested in getting laid, so I'm safely not in either group!

historyishere

on Oct 26, 2004

My best Kids in the Hall reference ever... .hehe

thatoneguyinslc

on Oct 26, 2004

I used to watch a lot of Star Trek back in my potsmoking days. I even have an autographed cast picture of the TNG cast hanging on my living room wall. (I actually found it in a parking lot and it appraised for $500.00 so thats why i keep it)I gave up on Star Wars when i was 13 and the damn ewoks came along. I am not guilty of any of the other offenses. A lot of my friends play EverCRACK. Most of them are married, so they ain't gettin any for obvious reasons...

Sugar High Elf

on Oct 26, 2004

Klingon is such a horrible language to sing in... they should really try Elvish. Wait, that would probably be on the list too, wouldn't it?

philomedy

on Oct 27, 2004

I for one would like to see a study about how friends of these people are affected by their friendship. I do not do any of these things, but my friends do. Constantly, I am a nerd by association.

Although it would depress me horribly, I would like to be able to put a ratio, or some sort of a percentage, on the amount of action I've missed out on because a hot chick saw me talking to one of them, and assumed I was one as well.

Still, good times, eh? Anyone else in here excited about the new Final Fantasy?

Gene Nash

on Oct 27, 2004

those green aliens that Kirk used to bone created a standard of beauty for Trekkies that no Earth woman can live up to.

*SIGH* That's sooo true.

Someday I'll get desperate enough for blog material to tell you guys about the time a female Klingon came on to me at the Vegas Hilton 's Star Trek Experience....

thatoneguyinslc

on Oct 27, 2004

Gene...You stud!

BlueDev

on Oct 27, 2004

Gene, that sounds like an article worth waiting for.

Suspeckted

on Oct 27, 2004

wait a min, if you're hobby is having sex in animal costume's then aren't you getting laid?

thatoneguyinslc

on Oct 27, 2004

yes, but in a very pathetic way.

Superherocanadian

on Oct 27, 2004

Japanophiles.... ew....

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